Net Lingo Makes Anything Sound Dirty, Volume 1

Excerpt from a Facebook message exchange with my sister Regina and our cousins Kim & Elaine in response to a picture Kim e-mailed to us from a recent episode of Hawaii 5-0.  Regina wrote:

• "My eyes are BURNING! Really if there is gonna be a pantless shot... you couldn't Google longer and find McG or Chin????? "

 My first thought - what results would you get if you Googled "longer?"  You could see something really interesting.  This was immediately followed by "telling someone she should "Google longer" sounds like bad sex advice."

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to check messages & see what new material has made its way to my in box.